Quotes That Inspire (Or Not)

[alfred01]

I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut.

Ellen DeGeneres

 

[rbeldua]

"Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers."

--anonymous--

 

[rbeldua]

“Parenting is the only job, that you don't know if you did a Good job, until it's too late!”

--some unknown parents--

 

[alfred01]

A fool thinks he has no limit's, a wise man knows his limits.

Me

 

[rbeldua]

" Energizer Bunny arrested,...................... charged with battery."

 

[alfred01]

" Energizer Bunny arrested,...................... charged with battery."

 

[Trouble]

The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.

Mark Twain.

 

[rbeldua]

"No,please don't eat me. I have a wife and kids,eat them."

- Homer -

 

[Trouble]

"No,please don't eat me. I have a wife and kids,eat them."

- Homer -

Love Homer the much revered ancient greek author and poet, but was unable to find the above quote amongst his writings. Is that particular quote from The Iliad or perhaps rather the Odyssey?

 

[alfred01]

Love Homer the much revered ancient greek author and poet, but was unable to find the above quote amongst his writings. Is that particular quote from The Iliad or perhaps rather the Odyssey?

I think it was from the 7-11 handbook Trouble.

 

[rbeldua]

Never start a game of peek aboo on a long journey, it has no end... finally i grabbed him by the bib and said "look, it's always gonna be me"

--anonymous father--

 

[alfred01]

I know my parents hated me, my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

Rodney Dangerfield (RIP)

 

[rbeldua]

Oh, man! We killed Mr. Burns! Mr. Burns is gonna be so mad!

- Homer Simpsons-

 

[alfred01]

Gentlemen, we are being killed on the beaches. Lets go inland and be killed.

Norman Cota

 

[rbeldua]

"The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think."

----

 

[Trouble]

One of my all time favorites;

It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

Attributed to Mark Twain

 

[rbeldua]

"It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered"

--anonymous---

 

[nmsuk]

It is characteristic of all deep human problems that they are not to be approached without some humor and some bewilderment.

Freeman Dyson

 

[kaos]

Only God Can Judge me

(I have this tattoo'd on my back )

 

[rbeldua]

Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.

--Clifford Stoll --