Quotes That Inspire (Or Not)

"My advice to you is to get married. If you find a good wife, you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher"


--Socrates--
 
I just found out that the brain is like a computer. If that's true, then there really aren't any stupid people. Just people running DOS.

---Anonymous---
 
Once burnt lesson learnt.
- Barney Fife




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Maybe if I hold a gun to his head that might make him talk!

RIP Don Knotts
 
"My favorite poem is the one that starts "Thirty days have September" because it actually tells you something."


--somebody i dont know--
 
"Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway."

- Joey Adams -
 
The patriot volunteer, fighting for country and his rights, makes the most reliable soldier on earth.

Thomas J. Jackson
 
"Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers."

--Homer Simpson--
 
All free men, wherever they may live, are citizens of Berlin. And therefore, as a free man, I take pride in the words "Ich bin ein Berliner!"

John F. Kennedy

This is the famous speech by John Kennedy in which he inadvertantly called himself a jelly donut.
 
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