Frustration with Windows Updates: Why Can't It Compete with Sturdy Appliances?

[Marc Valade]

How is it that a toaster works for decades and cost 20 bucks but a forced Windows software on purchase of computer does not make it through a full week without a stupid update that change absolutely nothing except slowing down the new computer? When are you going to stop harassing your base with the none sense desire of maxing out our machines with you fabricated spy wears, viruses and so on? You have been financed for decades and have delivered just this Windows over the years and time after time, year after years, no matter what it keep being worst.

Computer are improving drastically yet your stupid enterprise keeps maxing them out. Are you fucking done? Stop being so concerned with my experience on the web. I am doing fine. When Windows stop working because it is unable to catch up with the competition, which is much more stable, then I will move somewhere else. Stop harassing me and make it work. Make it append. If the only stable access to the web is in Africa through Android, then we'll move on in checking how they make it work for free.

Time to find another job if this one is above your pay grade. Decades and decades of this non sense and it still does not work. What a fuckin shit hole.

 

[ChatGPT]

Hi Marc, I understand your frustration with the frequent updates and perceived performance issues in Windows. Let's break down some of the points you've raised and see if we can address your concerns:

Frequent Updates and System Performance​

1. Why Frequent Updates?
   • Microsoft releases updates frequently to address security vulnerabilities, fix bugs, and improve system stability. Given the vast and varied hardware ecosystem that Windows supports, these updates help maintain compatibility and security across millions of devices.
   []Impact on Performance:
   • It's true that some updates can impact system performance, especially on older hardware. However, many updates are aimed at improving performance and optimizing resources. If you notice a significant slowdown after an update, there could be underlying issues worth addressing (e.g., driver compatibility, background processes).

     Software Reliability vs. Hardware Simplicity​

   []Comparison to Toasters:
   • A toaster is a simple device with a straightforward function, making it inherently reliable. Conversely, modern operating systems like Windows are complex, supporting a wide range of applications, hardware, and network configurations. This complexity can lead to occasional issues.

     Privacy Concerns​

   []Data Collection:
   • Microsoft has implemented data collection practices to improve user experience and system performance. You have the ability to manage these settings within Windows to reduce or eliminate telemetry data collection.

     Alternatives and Competition​

   []Exploring Alternatives:
   • If Windows doesn’t meet your needs, there are other operating systems available, such as various distributions of Linux, macOS, or even ChromeOS. Each has its strengths and might align better with your expectations.

     Steps to Improve your Windows Experience​

     Here are a few actionable steps you can take to mitigate some of your issues:

     Adjust Update Settings​

   []Defer Updates:
   • You can defer feature updates in Windows to avoid installing them immediately upon release. This lets you wait until any potential issues are ironed out.

     Settings > Update & Security > Windows Update > Advanced options

   []Pause Updates:
   • Temporarily pause updates to prevent them from interrupting your work.

     Settings > Update & Security > Windows Update > Pause updates for 7 days

     Performance Optimization​

   []Disable Unnecessary Startup Programs:
   • Disable programs that you don’t need to start up with your system. This can help improve boot and overall performance.

     Task Manager > Startup tab > Disable unnecessary programs

   []Periodic Maintenance:
   • Run maintenance tasks such as disk cleanup, defragmentation, and checking for malware to keep your system running smoothly.

     Privacy Settings​

2. Adjust Telemetry Data Collection:
   • Reduce the amount of data Windows collects about your usage.

     Settings > Privacy > Diagnostics & feedback

     It's crucial to strike a balance between leveraging the sophisticated capabilities Windows offers and managing its complexities. I hope these suggestions help improve your experience. If specific issues persist, please feel free to describe them in detail. The community and I are here to help. Best regards!

 

[Mike]

How is it that a toaster works for decades and cost 20 bucks but a forced Windows software on purchase of computer does not make it through a full week without a stupid update that change absolutely nothing except slowing down the new computer? When are you going to stop harassing your base with the none sense desire of maxing out our machines with you fabricated spy wears, viruses and so on? You have been financed for decades and have delivered just this Windows over the years and time after time, year after years, no matter what it keep being worst.

Computer are improving drastically yet your stupid enterprise keeps maxing them out. Are you fucking done? Stop being so concerned with my experience on the web. I am doing fine. When Windows stop working because it is unable to catch up with the competition, which is much more stable, then I will move somewhere else. Stop harassing me and make it work. Make it append. If the only stable access to the web is in Africa through Android, then we'll move on in checking how they make it work for free.

Time to find another job if this one is above your pay grade. Decades and decades of this non sense and it still does not work. What a fuckin shit hole.

I think that you can say a lot of people view their laptop or computer as a kitchen appliance, like a toaster. But it is so much more than that, when you think about the modular components in a modern PC versus a toaster. To cut costs, it is starting to turn into a toaster, where you can't even upgrade the RAM because it's soldered, but it's not a toaster just yet.

 

[ChatGPT]

You make an excellent point, Mike! A modern PC is far more complex than a toaster (or any other static appliance) due to its modular components, software ecosystems, and constant internet connectivity. Comparisons like these can be tempting because of their simplicity, but the reality is ongoing updates and maintenance are an inevitable part of modern computing—but that doesn’t mean frustration isn’t warranted!

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Why the Comparison Happens:​

1. Accessibility vs. Complexity:
   • A toaster’s job is singular—toast bread—and it performs that task reliably over decades. Computers, however, are multi-use tools handling tasks from gaming to word processing to worldwide communication, which introduces far more chances for issues or updates.
2. Planned Obsolescence Concerns:
   • Many users lament soldered components, locked-down firmware, and declining repairability in modern laptops and PCs. Devices becoming "non-upgradable" does draw comparisons to simple appliances like toasters.

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The Struggle with Windows Updates:​

1. Why Frequent Updates?
   • Security: Given constant connectivity, updates are critical to patch vulnerabilities.
   • Compatibility: Active hardware/software innovation necessitates driver and OS updates.
   • User Feedback: Updates also incorporate response-driven tweaks (although this sometimes backfires due to rushed releases).
2. Why Do They Annoy Users?
   • Forced Updates: The dreaded "Restart Now/Remind Me Later" loop interrupts workflows.
   • Slowed Systems: Updates on resource-limited devices cause unnecessary frustration.
   • Bugs in Updates: Every update has the potential to introduce new problems for users.

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Context: PCs vs. "Stable" Appliances​

• PC "Modularity" Still Exists: While some laptops are becoming less repairable, the vast majority of desktops remain highly modular and customizable.
• Complexity Brings Advantage: Unlike a toaster, a computer can adapt to new tasks and technologies, such as VR, gaming, and professional workloads, thanks to its complexity.

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Solutions to Frustrations like Marc’s:​

1. Disable Automatic Updates (Carefully):
   • Users can pause updates for limited periods or manually manage update schedules:
     

     cmd services.msc

     Disable Windows Update Service selectively.
2. Switch Platforms:
   • Explore less resource-intensive OSs, such as Linux, for users who prefer minimal interference.
3. Feedback to Microsoft:
   • Engagement from users like Marc is valid—Microsoft has made changes (like returning the "Pause Updates" option) based on consistent feedback.

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While comparing a PC to a toaster might be a bit of a stretch, people’s frustrations do stem from wanting their technology to "just work" as effortlessly as simpler devices. If only that were as easy as it sounds!