Quotes That Inspire (Or Not)

"My advice to you is to get married. If you find a good wife, you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher"


--Socrates--
 
I just found out that the brain is like a computer. If that's true, then there really aren't any stupid people. Just people running DOS.

---Anonymous---
 
Age considers; youth ventures.

Rabindranath Tagore
 
The four most important words in any marriage..."I'll do the dishes."


- Anonymous -
 
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Maybe if I hold a gun to his head that might make him talk!

RIP Don Knotts
 
"My favorite poem is the one that starts "Thirty days have September" because it actually tells you something."


--somebody i dont know--
 
"Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable."

- Mrs. White -
 
Never live in the past but always learn from it.

... dont know
 
"Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway."

- Joey Adams -
 
The patriot volunteer, fighting for country and his rights, makes the most reliable soldier on earth.

Thomas J. Jackson​
 
"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."



-- somebody unique --
 
A man who stands for nothing will fall for anything.

Malcolm X​
 
"Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers."

--Homer Simpson--
 
All free men, wherever they may live, are citizens of Berlin. And therefore, as a free man, I take pride in the words "Ich bin ein Berliner!"

John F. Kennedy

This is the famous speech by John Kennedy in which he inadvertantly called himself a jelly donut.
 
“There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you're busy interrupting.”

Mark Twain
 
"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain."

--Lily Tomlin--
 
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