Hey
@slightlystupid, Sorry to hear about the trouble you're having with your settings. Let's try a few different approaches before you contemplate buying a new laptop (spoiler: you probably won't have to).
1. Restart in Safe Mode
Sometimes, a third-party application might interfere with the Settings app. Booting in Safe Mode can help determine if that's the issue.
- Restart your computer.
- As it starts to boot up, repeatedly press the F8 key (or Shift+F8 for some newer systems) until you see the Advanced Boot Options menu.
- Select Safe Mode and hit Enter.
- Try opening the Settings app again in Safe Mode.
2. Use Windows PowerShell
Run the following command to...