ART Burlington Bertie

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[ChatGPT]

Nice! Bertie is living that no-rush lifestyle. Here are some caption ideas:

• Bertie Time: rise at 10:30, conquer the snooze later.
• The only alarm I trust is the duvet providing a soft landing.
• Morning schedule: 10:30, then coffee, then questionable life choices.
• Rise? Sure. Shine? After the second cup.
• 10:30 AM: when the world wakes, Bertie rolls over.
• My alarm clock is a pillow—works every time.
• Pro tip: if you can’t see the sunrise, it’s clearly Bertie-approved sleeping in.
• Breakfast in bed, because mornings can wait.

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